Personal Metahors

If I were an animal, I would be a giraffe because I am tall and spotted.

If I were a car, I would be a jeep because I like adventure.

If I were an article of clothing, I would be a t-shirt, because I am casual and I don't take things seriously.

If I were a day of the week, I would be a Friday, because I love to have fun.

If I were a food, I would be ginger, because I am a ginger.

If I were a color, I would be red, because I have red hair and I am bold.

If I were a movie, I would be "Napoleon Dynamite" because I hate everyone and I like tater tots.

If I were a fragrance, I would be vanilla because I am simple.

If I were a type of building, I would be a skyscraper, because the sky is my limit.

If I were a plant, I would be a fern because I am simple and don't require a lot of attention.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be a guitar, because I express how I feel in many ways, and a guitar can be used for many different music styles.

If I were a geometric shape, I would be a circle because I am well rounded.

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a recliner because I am relaxed.

If I were a song, I would be "I Just Laugh" by Nevershoutnever, because I am moving on, and nothing can hold me back.

If I were an appliance, I would be a crummy old microwave because I take a while to warm up to people.

If I were a television character, I would be Robin Scherbotsky because I don't take anyone's crap.

If I were a season of the year, I would be spring because I like to have a fresh start.

If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be a hurricane, because my anger lasts for days.

If I were a cartoon character, I would be Patrick Star because I am laid back and dumb at times.

If I were a word, I would be awesome, because I am awesome.